If You Wait

If You Wait

If you wait, this is the kind of crap that happens. They kill you, discard you on the floor and proceed to trash your bathroom in the process of taking a bubble bath. I hate to be the bearer of bad news guys, but spiders are totally assholes. This is the kind of thing they do, and they seem to have the ability to grow and flourish without eating anything at all. Seriously, they set up camp in my bathroom sometimes and I just leave them alone, thinking that they won’t survive. There is no food there for them. Sometimes I even feel a little sorry for them because they set up their little web and wait for prey, but I’ve got to tell you that nothing ever shows up. Somehow they continue to grow, totally disregarding science like the mean creatures they are. They don’t even respect our rational though process. Anyway, it’s only a matter of time and they disappear, bigger, faster, stronger. I look around for them, starting to fear. That’s when they come at me from a different angle, flanking me while I’m sitting on the toilet. For me, there is no hope. For you, there may still be time. Deal with them now, not later.

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  1. Mom says:

    I sadly have to acknowledge that likely your fear and distaste for spiders came from me. By the time your youngest sister came along, I was in the process of attempting to persuade you and your sisters (and maybe myself) that spiders were just small and insignificant creatures, however I can see by reading this comic that I failed miserably as the damage was already done!

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