The Annoying Females We Meet At The Bar

The Crabby Girl

The Plus Side? – The Chick is most often fine.

What is her problem? We are at a bar where you go to forget all the bitchy people you deal with during the work week. If I wanted to be wined to, I’d hook back up with my crazy ex-girlfriend. I ask her, “How is your night going?” Her reply is, “I hate all of these little people, they are depressing.”  I wish these chicks would just stand there and not say a word.  You just want to take her back to my place ang hand her the shocker.

The Overweight Flirt

What is the advantage? - Heavy Chicks Are Good For Practice & They Are Very Giving

They always seem to travel in pairs!  Making us all feel awkward by swaying around the pub yelling at every guy within a chunky arms reach. You can take your touchy feely waysand go practice them on some Chippendales dancer. Shamu sistas, please don’t bother me when enjoying my Amberbock and don’t for one minute use that pickup “I laugh at the funny shirts that you wear

The Crazy Chick

The Benefits? – She’s a Freak in the Sheets! You’ll Take Part In Acts You’ve Only Read About

She is very often “The Drunk Girl” but that black pleather skull and bones trenchcoat along with back tattoos is just not hot.  And those are just the tatts that I can see.  If and when I get you buck naked, I might just feel awkward for Rocky, because written in a fresh tramp stamp right above your ass crack, your Rocky’s property. So if you’re not scared of the side effects of taking Herpes Meds three to five times a day and hangin with a broad sporting a “Skull F#@&#@” T Shirt and other offensive t-shirts, then this nutty hag is your chick.

The Responsible Girl

What is the advantage? -  There isn’t one. But if she has a hot friend… you can only pray she doesn’t cock block you.

And I held the worst for the finale! Have you ever met someone and you believe that guy/girl will never, ever find a wife/husband, let alone have sexual intercourse with someone other than a flesh light or 8 Inch Vibrator. Well combine this with a “Debbie Downer” stance and you have “The Responsible One.”  Most often she is mildly to extremely ugly with a little personality that she picked up while watching Golden Girls